Funny Quotes to Celebrate Mom

Written by on 5/10/2014 5:55 PM . It has 0 Comments.

happy-mothers-dayIn honor of Mother’s Day, here are a few funny, uplifting quotes to make you smile.  All you moms out there can probably relate to most of these!

  • “The quickest way for a mother to get her children’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
  • “Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young!”
  • “A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four slices of chocolate cake for five people, promptly announces that she never really did care for chocolate cake.”
  • “Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too!”
  • “Moms: not all superheroes wear capes.”
  • “I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make...so I decided to become a mom!”
  • “When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break all of their stuff, eat all their food, make a mess, say I’m bored, then just leave without saying goodbye.”
  • “Mothers are basically part of a large scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not an essential part of human life.”

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